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Christmas Eve
STARRING:
FRODO
KATIE
PIPPIN
MERRY
LEGOLAS
GLORFINDEL
ARWEN
ARAGORN
SABRI
FIGWIT
HALDIR
[We join the gang in the living room, by the Christmas tree! For it is almost Christmas! Two days before! They all met December 23rd for Christmas vacation. We will all leave the little cabin given to them by a good friend, Kisa, Madam Not Appearing in this Spoof, on December 26. They wait anxiously for Christmas to arrive. Let’s see how our wait is going.....]
Arwen: Aragorn....Car le renich man le anta nin ir minus Ilúvatar?
[translation: Do you remember what you gave me the first Christmas?]
Aragorn: Yé, inyë anta le findë ana renich nin an.
[translation: Yes, I gave you a lock of hair to remember me by.]
Arwen: Yé, inyë er harya tana findë!
[translation: Yes, I still have that lock of hair!]
[They snuggle up together in a blanket and look into the fire]
Aragorn: Melinyel!
[translation: I love you!]
Arwen: You too!
[We go over to see Merry and Pippin listening to their whole conversation, not knowing what in the world they were saying. Suddenly Gandalf comes in with a pillow under a red jacket with white fluffy puffs around the collar and around the sleeve cuffs and around the bottom. He also had a hat on with a white fluffy puff ball on the tip and around the bottom of the hat. He had black snow boots and had a bag full of something.]
Gandalf: Ho Ho Ho!
Katie: Gandalf? Or Mr. Kringle? ;)
Pippin: Mr. Kringle?
Merry: Kris Kringle; Santa Claus, he goes out from the North Pole and give presents to good kids, or Hobbits, for Christmas day.
Pippin: Ooooohhh yeah, he got me Lembas Cookies last time!
Gandalf: [clears throat] Ho Ho Ho! I have come to give your gifts! But you may not open them until Christmas morn! You will be getting more for Christmas from Mr. Kringle himself!
Legolas: OK.....[starts combing hair]
Figwit: o.O Legolas....stop...
Haldir: Yeah [takes comb and purposely snaps it in half] HA!
Legolas: NNOOOOooooo that was my only comb!
Figwit: Good!
Sabri, Katie: Awww Legolas! *huggles Legolas*
Legolas: Hey! Looky day, another comb!
Katie, Sabri: YAY!
Arwen: [to Aragorn] Let’s make dinner!
Aragorn: OK!
Arwen: [pauses] For everyone...
Aragorn: Aaawwww
Arwen: [laughs] Come on!
[Gets dinner ready pretty fast]
Arwen: Dinner’s ready!!
Merry, Pippin: [race to the kitchen] Ooooo, chicken! A full one!!
Arwen: Yes, Aragorn helped me!
Katie: Really?
Aragorn: Yé!
Sabri: Interesting!
Aragorn: *glares* Let us eat!
[ We all sit down and Merry and Pippin have a lot of food; each have three helpings of stuffing and Pippin has the breast and Merry had two legs. They picked every inch of skin off of the whole chicken, and it was a big chicken!]
Merry: Mm hmm mm mm hmm umm mmhhm mhmhh
All: o.O What?
Merry: [gulps and sticks out tongue like it was a lot to swallow] I said: I wonder if I can touch my nose with my tongue.
Pippin: [also gulps] I dunno...try!
Merry: [tries and does it!] Hey!
Katie: Well....can you do the clover? [Makes her tongue have two ripples in it and makes it look like a clover] <wg>
All: O.O Cool...
Glorfi: [popping head in through window] Yo, wassup?
Pippin, Merry: (sitting right by window) O.O EEK! [jump]
Katie: GLORFI! *goes and huggles Glorfindel*
Merry: W-why are you out there??
Glorfi: [comes inside making signs it’s VERY cold] Me and Haldir were having a snow ball fight!
Haldir: [comes in with snow ALL over him] *whimper*
Katie, Sabri: Oh Haldir! *huggles*
All: Oh brother!
Pippin: Hey, how do we keep doing that?
All: *snicker*
Pippin: There again! [scratches head]
*all look at each other and shrug*
[Smeagol comes running in]
Smeagol: Look, I can whistle! [whistles] I’ll do it again for you, preciousssss [whistles]
[Smeagol runs off scene]
All: o.O
Katie: Anyway....
Sabri: Hey, let’s play pool!
All: YAY!
Pippin: o.O There we go ag--
Merry: Stop it, Pip...
Pippin: OK!
[All go downstairs to see a beautiful basement with a pool table, air hockey table and a big screen TV. (with DVD and VHS player! Whoohoo!) And a couple of chalk boards.]
All: Whoa..!
[Merry and Pippin take the air hockey table; Legolas, Haldir, Katie, and Sabri take the pool table; Arwen and Aragorn take the TV and Frodo, Glorfindel, and Figwit take the chalk boards.]
Merry&Pippin at air hockey table:
Merry: [hits puck away from goal] Ho, Ha Ha...perry spin thrust!
Pippin: o.O Yeah... [hits in goal] OH YEAH!
Everyone else: Ssssshhhh!
Pippin: Fine!
[Pippin wins the game]
Pippin: Whoo! Oh yeah!!! [dance around]
Merry: [glares and sighs] Another game?
Pippin: Sure!
Katie, Legolas, Sabri, and Haldir at pool table:
Haldir: 14 ball in the side pocket! [hits ball in that pocket]
Legolas, Katie: Gggrrrr
Sabri: Your turn Legolas...
Legolas: *grumble* OK.... [lines up shot and misses ball]
All: [snork]
Legolas: [glares and lines up again and this time hits the ball and doesn’t hit the ball in the goal pocket] Shoot!!
Katie: Your Turn! [points at Sabri]
Sabri: OK! [banks off the wall and makes the shot!] Whoo! [gives Haldir a high-five]
Katie: I know, I know, my turn! *grumble*
All: O.O
Katie: [misses the ball also] Dang it! [shots again and makes an impossible shot] O.O YES!!!
Legolas: Oh yeah! [gives Katie a high-five]
Haldir, Sabri: Hmph!
Arwen, Aragorn at the TV:
Aragorn: What do you want to watch?
Arwen: Umm, how about The Princess Bride?
Aragorn: OK.! [pops in the DVD and sits down next the Arwen]
[After watching it for awhile it actually gets funny]
(on screen) Westley: Nonsense, you’re only saying that ‘cause no one ever has!
Arwen, Aragorn: *snork* *snicker*
Arwen: I love this movie!
Aragorn: Me too!
[Both continue watching the movie]
Frodo, Glorfi, Figwit at the chalk boards:
Glorfi: Hey Fig...[points at drawing] Yo’ mama!
Figwit: *snarl*
Frodo: I’m just gonna step back now...
[Kisa suddenly comes down the stairs to the basement and huggles Frodo]
Kisa: Hey guys!
All at the boards: Hey Kisa!
Kisa: How do y’all like it here so far?
All: It’s great!!
Kisa: Good! [pulls Katie and Sabri to her] O.K. Don’t tell ANYone, but I forgot to tell you this place is haunted....just a little though! [looks worried]
Katie: KISA! Why didn’t you tell us that in the first place!?
Kisa: I forgot!
Sabri: How could you forget a place is haunted?
Kisa: [shrugs] I dunno....just don’t tell anyone else, OK.?
Katie, Sabri: [nods] O.K. [look at each other]
Kisa: [huggles Frodo good-bye] Namerie everybody!!!
All: Bye!
Katie: [whispering] Great! I wonder how this place is haunted...
Sabri: I don’t have any idea....but look out for anything suspicious!
Katie: And don’t tell anybody! [Both shake hands]
[Later that night when everybody is asleep in the basement. Katie and Sabri wake up to a sound outside.]
Sound: [chank chank, clenk clenk] *barking*
Katie: O.O Sabri...
Sabri: Come on, let’s see what it is!
[We both go outside hearing howling and barking and it sounded like a chain going from the old tree and back]
Sabri, Katie: O.O [walk closer]
Sound: RUFF RUFF RUFF, BARK BARK BARK *snarl*
Katie, Sabri: O.O
Sabri: O.O *shriek* EEEEWWWWW
Katie: Wha-- O.O EEEWWW Gross!
[They turn around to see a decomposing dog corpse lying there, and it sounded like the barks and howling were coming from that dead dog!]
Katie, Sabri: [ran back inside and see everybody awake from Sabri’s shriek and the barking and howling]
Figwit: Wha-What’s out there??
Sabri: *gulps* Nothing, we just saw something, let’s go back to sleep!
Katie: Á lorë máravë!
[translation: Sleep well!]
[They all go to sleep and wake up the next morning, not hearing the dog again. It is now the 24th.]
Arwen: OK, Aragorn, help me make breakfast!
Aragorn: Again?
Arwen: Yes, again! [pulls Aragorn’s arm]
Aragorn: *sigh* Fine!
Pippin: Ooo! Breakfast!
Merry: I’ll beat you to the kitchen!
Pippin: *snarl* [starts to run to the door]
Katie: [walks in remembering what Kisa said the night before and looks worried, looking all around her for anything suspicious.]
Frodo: Are you OK., Katie?
Katie: Wha? Oh, yes, I’m fine!
Sabri: [pulls Katie to the side] Don’t give ANY signs that we know it’s haunted..<.< >.> Frodo and all the others will freak!
Katie: Why did you say Frodo first?
Sabri: [shrugs] I dunno!
Pippin: Oooo! Pancakes!
Merry: *drools* [sits down] Are they made of Lembas Bread?
Arwen: No, regular batter!
Merry: You better make more then! ;-)
Glorfi: [comes upstairs while yawning] Yo! ‘Morning y’all!
Katie: Yo Glorfi [both punch each others fists]
[After they all ate breakfast and Merry and Pippin each had 10 pancakes Katie, Sabri, Glorfi, and Legolas decide to walk outside a little bit.]
Legolas: Which way do you want to go?
Sabri: How ‘bout this way! [points east]
Glorfi: I’m down wit dat!
Katie: [smiles] O.K. Let’s go!
[They all walk down into a little valley and start to see a little lodging place with a two story parking garage. But the first story was sorta in the ground. We all walked up to it.]
Katie: Hmm...interesting....
Glorfi: Yeah, I wonder what it was used for.
Sabri: Parking. [points at the sign that says: “Parking here.”]
Legolas: Come on! [jumps over chain that blocks off cars]
[There were chains all around the entrances and it was wet all on the floor, we were going to the top story, and it looked very creepy!]
Katie: I dunno, Legolas. I don’t think we should be going in there. [to Sabri] What if it’s haunted?
Sabri: I dunno, we’ll have to see, if we make Legolas come out he’ll ask why.
Katie: Right!
[We all went into the parking garage and looked around, it wasn’t very interesting, but it was creepy! And then we started to hear sounds...]
Glorfi: What’s that?
Sounds: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH, AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! *shriek*
All: O.O
[Suddenly we all see a car with bright head lights coming out of no where right at us!]
All: AAAAHHHHHH!
Legolas: *shriek!!!*
Sabri: JUMP THE CHAIN!!!
[As we all jump the chain, the car came right up to it and as it did it vanishes. We all ran to the lodging cabin and opened the door and there were cob webs all over!]
Glorfi: Oh, dude, this is cozy!
Legolas: Yes [wipes finger on table and discovers there is dust.] Eeeww!
Sabri: Let’s get out of here and go back to the cabin!
[As we all started walking to the door I turned around and saw a figure with its hand reaching out for me. I screamed of course!]
Katie: O.O *SHRIEK!!!*
Sabri: [grabs Katie and runs] COME ON KATIE!
[We ran back to the cabin and everybody was starring at something in horror. Then they slowly looked at us.]
Legolas: *pant, pant* What, What is it?
Frodo: O.O [points to the fire place] The fire started all by itself!
All: O.O
Glorfi: [Grabs Katie and Sabri and took them down to the basement, closely watch the fire as he passed.] OK., Kisa told you something last night, WHAT did she say?
[Katie and Sabri look at each other]
Katie: Kisa told us not to tell you guys!
Sabri: [hits Katie up side the head] She told us that this place is haunted, “just a little bit though.”
Glorfi: Did you think those sounds sounded like a “little bit!?!?!!?”
Katie: *gulp* No. [starts to sniff]
Glorfi: Hey, don’t, you guys HAVE to tell us this stuff! How long did you know, did she just remind you that it is haunted?
Sabri: No, we just found out right after we saw the dog-- O.O Oops...
Katie: Sabri! [hits her up side the head]
Glorfi: What dog?
Katie: Come on.
[We took Glorfindel outside to show him the dog’s corpse, but it was gone! There was only a little blood and water there, and a chain for the “cheenk” sounds.]
Sabri: O.O Well, it was here!
Katie: [sniffles] Sabri, I’m getting really scared now!
Glorfi: Hey, did you get scared when we were on the Black Pearl? Were you scared when that Grambock came and almost killed you?
Katie: Gram-bock?
Sabri: [hits Glorfi’s arm] She doesn’t remember it, don’t remind her! (She forgot about it after that night!)
Glorfi: Oh! Nothing Katie!
Katie: I was a little scared on the Black Pearl, we COULD have died, I didn’t want that to happen at all, I mean, those mutated pirates DID scare me a little bit, not too much to show, but...*sniffles*
Glorfi: *huggles* Stop, we can get through this, let’s TRY not to tell anyone else, but try to tell Legolas about this slowly, or he’ll shriek again!
Sabri: He’ll shriek if we don’t tell him!
Glorfi: Yeah! *snicker*
Sabri: O.O [to Glorfi] Do you think the Grambock could come here sometime?
Glorfi: Let’s hope not, his target always seems to be Katie, and she’s scared enough!
Sabri: Yé, let us try to pray that everything will be O.K. on Christmas morn!
[Upstairs....]
Arwen: I think this place is haunted!
Aragorn: Well, I think so too, did you SEE that fire?
Arwen: I’m so scared!
Aragorn: [runs finger down Arwen’s eye] It’s O.K.
Arwen: But how will we be sure? [starts crying a little]
Aragorn: [wipes away a tear] We can fight this! We love each other, and love will protect us! Do I not have your love?
Arwen: *cries* Gerich meleth nîn, Aragorn.
[translation: You have my love Aragorn.]
[As they both hug they fall asleep, it is late now, and everyone was about it go to sleep.]
Katie: ‘Night all! *huggles Glorfi* ‘Night dude!
Glorfi: Yo!
[We all sleep good without waking up from any sounds. Merry and Pippin wake up at 5 A.M. and went upstairs to see a beautifully lit Christmas tree and presents all around it. Being nice enough, they short all of them in groups for everyone. (And open all of theirs, showing them to each other.) After they open all of theirs, they also make breakfast, for EVERYone! Aren’t they sweet! They come down to wake us up after they’re done with the breakfast.]
Pippin: WAKE UP EVERYONE!!!!
Merry: COME ON, IT’S CHRISTMAS!!!!
Katie: *raises head* Ssssshhhh!
Merry: *uncovers Katie and she starts shivering* Wake up!
Pippin: *looks at Merry* We made breakfast!
Sabri: Ooo! [gets up]
[Everyone goes upstairs and sees that Merry and Pippin already opened their gifts but just went into the kitchen to eat. The two Hobbits made a lot of pancakes and sausages and had milk at all the places for us to sit.]
Sabri: Well! This is sweet guys!.....What’s the catch?
Pippin: Wha? Nothing, we just made breakfast!
[Everyone sits down at their assigned seats and take a sip of their milks and the two Hobbits pass out how ever many pancakes and sausages everyone wants, and then eat all what’s left.]
Arwen: After we eat let’s open our gifts!
Legolas: Yeah! I saw that you two already opened your presents!
Merry: Aheehee!
Pippin: We did? Ooooohhh.....yeah....aheehee!
All: *glares*
Aragorn: OK, come on, let’s eat! This looks good!
[After we finish our breakfast we go into the living room and begin opening our presents!]
Legolas: Oooo! I got a Larry Boy hair brush!!! [starts brushing hair.] Aahhh
Katie: o.O Ooo, I got Linkin Park, Life House, and Matchbox 20 CDs!! [huggles CDs]
Glorfi: O.O
Sabri: What?
Glorfi: I got the 12 Stones CD...[looks at the tag] *huggles* THANK YOU KATIE!!!
Katie: <bg>
Pippin: Well...I got more Lembas Cookies!
Merry: [pushes Pippin] So did I!
Sabri: Ooo! I got an Enya and Ginny Owens CD!
Katie: Spiffy!
Haldir: [mouth wide open and drooling] New arrows and bows!!!!
Legolas: Wow!
Figwit: Wow, I got a headdress! Look at the inscription, and the jewels!
Haldir: That’s awesome!
Frodo: O.O [eyes start glowing from his new sword] Wowwww....
Katie: That is Nimórëmer, she was my sword once....but I got this one [pulls out a long beautiful sword.] Her name is Silmítyló.
Frodo: Wow, thank you! *huggles Katie* [slashes sword around]
Arwen: [puts hand over her mouth] Aragorn......THANK YOU *huggles Aragorn and shows everyone the beautiful ring the lays in a Elven carved box*
All: O.O Wow....
Arwen: [tear runs down her cheek] Here. *hands Aragorn his gift from her*
Aragorn: [Opens the present to see Narsil remade.] O.O
Arwen: My friend remended it for you, for me. It will comfort you in battle.
Aragorn: Hannon le!!!
Arwen: <bg>
[We all look at each others gifts as Frodo see one more present under the tree.]
Frodo: What’s this? *pulls gift out and the tag reads: “Merry Christmas Frodo, From: Kisa”* Cool! *opens the present to see The Sims: Deluxe Edition* Wow! I’ve been wanting this!
Katie: Me too! Can I play it sometime?
Frodo: Sure!
Katie: Yay! I’ll let you play Unleashed then!
Frodo: Thank you!
Katie: HEY EVERYONE! I’ll make some cookies for everyone!!
All: YAAAAY!
Katie: <bg>
[She makes a LOT of cookies, Snicker Doodles, and Merry and Pippin almost have all of them, but no one really cared, after all....they DID make breakfast! After everyone got their cookie we went downstairs to the basement and Sabri made a fire. Figwit put in one of the best movies, Memento!]
Katie: Oooo! I love this movie!
Sabri: What is it again?
Figwit: Memento.
Haldir: I’ve heard about this movie!
Legolas: Next let’s out in Monty Python!
Sabri, Katie: Which one?
Legolas: .......Holy Grail.....
Haldir: Ooooo....I love that movie!
Glorfi: I’m down wit dat! Two great movies in a row!
Katie: Me too! [Glorfi and Katie punch each others fists]
[We all watched both movies, which took awhile, the movies are both about 2 hours long. And of course we took breaks....]
Katie: I LOVE those movies!
Phone: RRRIIIINNNNNGGGG!!!
All: [jump]
Sabri: I’ll get it.
Katie: I’m closer, I’ll get it! [answers] Buddy the Elf, What’s your favorite colour?
Caller: Wha-? This is Kisa-Blue?
Katie: Oh, hi Kisa!
Kisa (phone): How’s your Christmas...at the cabin?
Katie: It’s fine! I got some CDs!
Kisa (phone): Did Frodo get the game?
Katie: Yeah!
Frodo: THANK YOU!!!
Kisa (phone): Whoa! Welcome! Can I talk to Sabri?
Katie: [to Frodo] She said welcome! [to Kisa] Sure! [to Sabri] She wants to talk to you!
Sabri: Suilaid?
Kisa (phone): Anything weird lately?
Sabri: No....
Kisa (phone): Good.....[voice sounds worried]
Sabri: *sigh* What’s gonna happen?
Kisa (phone): Get Katie, leave the room, and put it on speaker phone!
[We do this......]
Kisa (speaker phone): OK, something might happen tomorrow, so I’m gonna try to get you ready for it!
Sabri: What’s gonna happen??
Kisa (speaker phone): Well, I heard from one of my friends (Claire) told me that someone is in great danger! Someone will be hurt severely! Be sharp, anything could happen!
Katie: OK! We’ll be on the watch!
Kisa (phone now): Great! Namerie!
Katie, Sabri: Navaer!
Sabri: [hangs up] What do you think will happen?
Katie: [shrugs and goes back into the room]
Sabri: *sigh* [goes into the room]
[Time passes pretty quickly to lunch, this time Sabri and I make it. We make some pizza and some sandwiches. Pippin and Merry surprisingly don’t eat that much and only eat the whole pizza, except for 2 or 3 pieces.]
Pippin: Ahh, well, that was great guys!
Merry: Yes, yes it was!
Sabri: Hannon le!
Katie: [smiles]
Glorfi: Yo! [Katie and Glorfi punch fists] Can I talk to you two in the basement....
Sabri: [Katie and Sabri exchange looks] OK
[They go downstairs...]
Glorfi: What did Kisa say?
Sabri: [looks at Katie] Nothing!
Glorfi: [glares] Katie?
Katie: O.O What?
Glorfi: What did she say, yo?
Katie: *whimper* Sabri....
Sabri: OK, fine, she said something bad was going to happen, probably nothing serious....
Glorfi: Sheesh, nothing serious?? What did you hear at the parking garage???
Katie: [nervous laugh] Yeah.....that was scary.....
Glorfi: Exactly.....
Sabri: She did know what was gonna happen though....so you gotta stay sharp!
Glorfi: I’ll help! ....O.O
Katie: What?
Glorfi: Notin!
Katie: o.O
Glorfi: [runs upstairs]
Katie: [to Sabri] Great, now I’m scared!
Sabri: Me too!
[They evening go by fast also and we have turkey. It was delicious! After we were all done, and Pippin and Merry have all the scraps, we go downstairs to play pool. Game 1; Team 1: Frodo and Glorfi; Team 2: Legolas and Katie. Game 2; Team 1: Pippin and Merry; Team 2: Haldir and Figwit. Game 3; Team 1: Arwen and Aragorn; Team 2: Sabri and Katie.]
Frodo: Ooo! That was a lucky shot!
Legolas: Dang it!
Katie: [to Legolas] Your shot.
Legolas: *grumble* OK. Umm....4 ball in the side pocket. [shoots and makes it] HAHA!
Glorfi: Yo! It’s my turn! [lines up, banks and makes it] Oh yeah! Uh huh!
Katie: *sigh* [shots and misses] Crap! [shots and fits it into the right corner pocket] Yes!
[The game ends and the next game begins...]
Pippin: Hmm....[lines up and misses] Dang it! [lines up again and misses..] Aw nuts!
Figwit: Haldir!
Haldir: Huh? Wha? Oh, my turn? OK! [lines up the shot, banks off the wall, and almost makes it] Aww... [makes another shot and gets the ball in] O.O Cool!
Pippin: Merry, your turn!
Merry: Sweet! [makes the shoot] Wow!
Pippin: Good job Merry!
Figwit: Oh great! [lines up, shoots, and......makes it!] Whoohoo!
[This game ends and game 3 begins....]
Arwen: OK....[walks around the table..looking for a good shot; finds one, banks off the two walls and makes the ball into the pocket!] Yes!
Aragorn: O.O whoa....
Arwen: [smiles] Your turn, Sabri.
Sabri: Yes it is....[hits the ball ever so slightly and makes the shot complete; hits the ball in] Yay!
Katie: [smiles] Your turn Aragorn...
Aragorn: I know, I know....[hits......and doesn’t make it.] *whimpers* [shoots....and doesn’t make it again.] Aw nuts....
Katie: Dang it! My turn.....[ steps up to the table...looks for a shot; doesn’t see one so just hits a ball....and it goes in!]
Aragorn: O.O SLOP!
Katie: [sticks tongue out] Thuxxpptthhppp! HA!
Aragorn: *sigh*
[ We all go to bed. Glorfi, Sabri, and I watch for ANYTHING suspicious before we go to sleep, which is at about 11. We wake up on December 26, fine as always....but cautious.]
Sabri: OK, who’s making breakfast?
Legolas: Not Katie, she’s still asleep!
Arwen: I will!
Aragorn: *sigh*
Arwen: I can do it alone!
Aragorn: Yay!
[Arwen goes to make breakfast. She makes some pancakes and French toast....and sausage. I am still asleep though...so I get none.]
Figwit: Someone should wake Katie for this great breakfast!
Glorfi: I will! [goes downstairs] Sabri...!!!!!
Katie: [not breathing]
Sabri: Wha? O.O KATIE!
Frodo: NNNnnnooooo! Not again! [runs over to Katie and does CPR]
Sabri: [looks at Glorfi] Glorfi....it’s back!
Figwit: What’s back?!?
Glorfi: Let’s go, dudette!
Sabri: Right!
Figwit: WHAT’S BACK?!?
Frodo: *sniff* The....nightmare demon...
Figwit: The wha-?
Legolas: Why is Sabri and Glorfi going outside with swor- KATIE!!! Is it back?
Figwit: WHAT IS IT???
Legolas: It’s a nightmare demon...a Grambock....it makes your nightmares real...and for some reason...it always comes after Katie....
Figwit: O.O Ooo
Legolas: Yeah...and Sabri is the only one who can defeat it!
Sabri: [slips in] Thank you Leggy *smoochles* [slips out]
Legolas: <bwg>
Pippin, Merry: KATIE!
Pippin: It’s back?
Legolas: Yes
Arwen: Why is Katie still- Katie?
Legolas: It’s back...
Arwen: Oh no....
Aragorn: What’s back?
Arwen: [whispers in his ear]
Aragorn: Oh.......no
Haldir: Katie? [thinks] I didn’t know it actually existed!
Legolas: It does, you were here last time.....
Haldir: I was? I don’t remember...
Pippin: Home is behind
The world ahead
and there are many paths to tread
Through shadow to the edge of night
until the stars are all alight
Mist and shadow
Cloud and shade
away shall fade
away shall fade
[Back with Sabri and Glorfi...]
Glorfi: I’LL HOLD IT’S LEGS!
Sabri: RIGHT! [draws out sword] NOW!
Glorfi: [grabs legs]
Grambock: SSHHRRIIEEKK!
Sabri: AAHHH!! [stab] DANG! IT JUST DOESN’T DIE!
Glorfi: I KNOW!
Sabri: [stab]
Grambock: SSHHRRIIEEKK!!!
Glorfi: [gets kick] AHHH! [unconscious]
Sabri: GLORFI!!! [under breath] Oh, you’re dead now! YYAAAHH!!! [stabs Grambock hard]
Grambock: O.O SSSSHHHRRRIIIEEEKKKK!!!!!
[The Grambock turns to ashes and falls to the ground, the ashes blow up into a black/red smoke.]
Sabri: *pant pant* Glorfi?
[Back inside....]
Katie: *cough cough* What happened?
Legolas: [huggles] You’re back!!!
Frodo: The Grambock came back.....
Katie: Aww dang it!
Arwen: Are you OK?
Katie: *cough* Yeah, I guess, besides feeling weak...
[Sabri comes in trying to carry Glorfi. Aragorn runs over to her seeing she has a bad cut on her cheek and takes Glorfi.]
Katie: What happened? Glorfi?
Sabri: He became unconscious when the Grambock kicked him...hard!
Katie: Ooowwww!
Sabri: Yeah....are you hungry? You haven’t eaten breakfast yet!
Katie: Yeah, but I’m too weak to get up yet....this sucks....
Sabri: Yeah...it would....I’ll bring some down for you!
Katie: OK
[Outside....]
Voices: *giggling*
Katie: What’s that?
Glorfi: Aaahhh....What happened dude?
Legolas: Ssssshhhh! What IS that?
Sabri: [with breakfast] Hey Katie, here’s--
Katie: Ssssssshhhhhh! [gets up and looks out the window strangely] What the--?
Sabri: [looks out] What?
Katie: [runs outside, as everyone else does]
Frodo: What the--?
[We all see a mist, two actually, but there is a figure in them, like little children...we could see right through them, and then they looked at us, the giggling stopped...]
Ghost girl: [in an English accent] Come and play with us!
Ghost boy: [in an English accent] Yes, do come!
All: O.O
Ghost girl: Please have fun with us! [eyes start to glow of red, as does the boy]
All: O.O
Ghost boy: [in an English, disturbing...Gollum like sounding...voice] Yes, do, please!
All: O.O AAAAHHHHHH! [run back to the house and lock the door]
Glorfi: You actually think locking the door is gonna keep them out, dudes, THEY’RE GHOSTS!!!
Katie: Yes, but maybe Sabri can defeat us with Icicle? [looks at Sabri]
Sabri: [looks up in shock] Wha-? ME!?!?!
Katie: Yes! You!
Arwen: Please! They are coming this way!
Katie: If it helps, I’ll help you!
Sabri: <bg> May this be the time a draw swords together! [draws Icicle]
Katie: <weg> [draws Silmítyló] Yes!
[We both go out and face the figures. They put up a fight, but we win. We run back to the house]
Sabri: *pant pant* Whoohoo!
Katie: *gasp* <weg...again>
Figwit: Hey look--
Haldir: [looks quick] THE VAN!!! WE’RE SAVED AT LAST!!!!!
Figwit: [starts to choke Haldir like Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson] I...was...gonna...say...that!!!
Haldir: ggaaaahaagghhaghhagagahagaahhagaaa!
Glorfi: Oooo! Bad tember!
Figwit: I’m gonna tear you in a million--
Glorfi: Anyway....
Katie: LET’S GO!!!
[We all get our belongings together, clean up, and get on the van. We then go to DQ (Dairy Queen) to eat!]
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