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Vacation
STARRING:
LEGOLAS
FRODO
GIMLI
ARWEN
PIPPIN
MERRY
KATIE
KISA
SABRI
KENDALL
ARAGORN
GLORFINDEL
SAM
[It’s a beautiful day outsi- *thunder* Ummm We join our gang inside, figuring out what to do for their vacation. But this time Aragorn’s not deciding (thank goodness) Legolas is, isn’t this going to be fun. ]
Legolas: So, I’ve decided we need to take a vacation NOT haunted! *looks at Aragorn*
Frodo: Yay!
Aragorn: Hey, it’s not my fault they were haunted, I didn’t know!
Legolas: Anyway, I’ve decided that we should go camping!
Pippin: Ooooo!
Sam: Is there gardens???
Legolas: I think so, I mean, it’s in the woods!
Merry: Woods? [shivers]
Legolas: Yes, woods.
Arwen: I think we should go, I don’t think woods would be haunted, unless someone died in that spot....
Frodo: O.O *jumps into Kisa’s arms*
Kisa: Well, hello Frofro!
Frodo: Hi! *huggles Kisa*
Kisa: [smiles big]
Katie: Where are we going on this vacation?
Legolas: Umm..well, I haven’t figured that out yet....
Katie: Oh, great
Legolas: I’m thinking about it...
Frodo: o.O
[A few hours later the gang meets in the same place, but this time Legolas has information]
Legolas: I have decided where to go on our camping trip vacation....
Katie: Where???
Legolas: Fangorn Forest...
All: O.O
Legolas: We are to stay there for 3 days....how exciting...no hauntings..
Glorfi: Umm, dude, do you know what da Fangorn Forest is?
Legolas: Umm-er
Sabri: It’s not a good place for camping, the white wizard lives there, the trees there live....
Legolas: O.O Oh no, I’ve already booked us up, we have to go now!
Gimli: Why, why can’t we just stay here?
Katie: Gimli, we have to go, because if we don’t we’ll have to pay for it and more since we didn’t go!
Gimli: Can’t we just go to the “skull” island to get money?
All: O.O
Kisa: No! Because that “Aztec” gold is cursed!
Gimli: Oh foey!
Pippin: Fine, get cursed then, we don’t care!
Gimli: *swings axe* YAAAAHHHHH
Pippin: EEP *runs away*
Katie: Of course we care, just don’t go, it’s all the way in the Caribbean anyway. And we already had an adventure there, I’d rather not have another one!
Gimli: Hmph!
Kendall: Oh, you saw that they were really cursed, I had to use my guitar to hurt them <eg>
Arwen: Don’t even think about it.
Kendall: *sigh* And I brought my guitar.
Legolas: Anyway, since we HAVE to go, we better be prepared.....we go to Fangorn Forest in two days, plenty of time to get ready!
[The next day Arwen decides she should call her father, Elrond, but doesn’t...remembering his attitude about her going to the farm house.]
[The day after that was a clear day...dang it...and the gang got ready to go, with axes and swords and daggers and all sorts of weapons]
Legolas: Good job preparing! o.O
Sam: Well, lets go....[has weak stomach] *sobs* I don’t want to go!!!!
Merry: Too bad Sam, you have to!
Pippin: I’m hungry!
Sabri: Here’s a cookie!
Merry: I’m hungry too!
Sabri: *sigh* Here you go....
Merry: Thank you! [smiles big]
[They get on the bus and remember Gandalf.....cry a little...and get seated. They drove for about 4 hours and got there, there was a small cabin to register. They go inside.]
Legolas: Hello? The Mirkwood...*smiles at everybody else* group is here!
[A pen floats in the air and writes down that the “Mirkwood” campers are there to go.]
All: O.O
Legolas: That’s strange!
Frodo: *glares at Legolas*
Legolas: *yells at nothing..* WHERE IS OUR CAMP SIGHT???
[The pen writes down where to go and the piece of paper floats in the air and slips into Legolas’ hand]
Legolas and all: O.O
Katie: OK, I’m creeped out already!
Frodo: Me too! *this time jumps into Katie’s arms*
Katie: o.O
Frodo: [big smile] Sorry!
Katie: *huggles Frodo* It’s OK!
[As the gang walks to the sight they notice some trees missing, they look at it for just a bit and keep walking to the sight]
Legolas: Here it is!
Merry: Pip, do you feel dega vu?
Pippin: What?
Merry: Like we’ve been here before, doesn’t it seem like we’ve been here before?
Pippin: Sorta, I’m hungry.
Katie: *slips into scene* Here’s a cookie!
Pippin: Thank you! *munches on cookie as Merry tell Pippin why it’s dega vu*
Merry: So, that’s where he got us.....here!
Pippin: O.O
Merry: Exactly
Glorfi: What’cha talkin’ ‘bout?
Merry, Pippin: NOTHING [big, weak smiles] <.< >.>
Legolas: OK, lets get the tent set up!
[They only brought three tents]
Kisa: OK, I’m in charge of who goes in what tent, thank you Legolas!
Legolas: [smiles]
Kisa: OK, Arwen you go in-
Kendall: I want to go in the tent with Arwen
Kisa: Kendall, for some reason I don’t think Arwen OR Aragorn would like that!
Kendall: *grumble*
Kisa: *talks to Aragorn* OK, is it OK if Arwen and Kendall are in the same tent but with me and Katie and Sabri?
Aragorn: Yeah, I guess, but I want the tent right next to it!
Kisa: how about we have the one in the middle?
Aragorn: That’s good!
Arwen: *listening to all the conversation* WHAT!?!?! I have to be in a tent with [points at Kendall] HIM!
Aragorn: But you’ll be in the middle tent and Katie, Kisa, and Sabri will be in there with you!
Arwen: Well......OK...fine
Kendall: YES!
Arwen: [to Kendall] Don’t you do ANYthing to me!
Kendall: <eg> OK
Aragorn: [to Kendall] Don’t do anything or the Ents will get you, and I’ll see to that-
Kisa: Hey, that’s my brother you’re talking about!
Aragorn: Sorry *grumble*
[Later Kisa got everybody in their tents; Tent one: Frodo, Merry, Pippin, and Sam; Tent two: Kendall, Kisa, Katie, Arwen, and Sabri; Tent three: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, and Glorfindel. It is now night and they are all in one tent, crammed in together, and talking]
Frodo: We’ll never survive!
Glorfi: Nonsense, you’re only saying that 'cause no one ever has!
Kisa, Katie, Sabri: *giggle*
Frodo: [rolls eyes] I’m serious, I don’t know what’s going to happen next, none of us do....
[Merry and Pippin look at each other]
Arwen: [In a settled voice but worried] What do you two know about this?
Pippin: Nothing, I’m hungry!
Kisa: *huggles Pippin* here’s a cookie!
Pippin: Thanks!
Kisa: *huggles Frodo and goes back to spot*
Frodo: O.O
Katie: *g*
Leoglas: ANYway, how are we going to stand the night?
Sabri: Defend each other and stay close to everybody in the tent- oops
Kendall: <eg>
Kisa: Kendall, the order: Katie, Arwen, Sabri, Me, You, you are not going to be NEAR Arwen!
Kendall: Aw nuts....
Aragorn: Thank you Kisa!
Kisa: [big smile]
[After the conversation we all go to our tents, tent two going in the same order Kisa said]
[In tent two]
Kisa: OK, Kendall, nothing funny, Katie-
Katie: What!?!?
Kisa: Don’t get crazy and annoying!
Katie: <eg>
Sabri: What might happen to us?
Arwen: Well, Legolas was the stupid one this time..so...
All: *nods*
Arwen: I don’t know what might happen!
Kendall: Yeah, you can kinda predicted what will happen when Aragorn books vacations! [rolls eyes]
Arwen: Shut up!
Kendall: OK! *grow-*
Sabri: Kendall!
[Tent one]
Frodo: I’m scared!
Pippin, Merry: I’m hungry!
Sam: I wonder how my garden is doing!
All: *glares at Sam*
Sam: What!?!?!
[Tent three]
Aragorn: He better not try anything funny
[Then everybody notices in tent three and Legolas is gone]
Gimli: What the....?
Glorfi: What dude?
Gimli *glares* Where is Legolas?.......Not that I care but...
[Legolas suddenly runs into the tent and zips it up]
Aragorn: What’s wrong? Where did you go?
Legolas: I went to go to the cabin *pant pant* and on the way I thought I *gasp* saw something......something white....
Aragorn, Gimli: Oh my Gosh
Glorfi: What?
Aragorn: It’s the white wizard!
Legolas: Yes, I think it was him, but he didn’t try to do anything, he just stood there, then I ran away...
Gimli: Did you see the horse, Shadowfax?
Glorfi: *stares in awe at the tent door* Shadowfax, The Lord of Horses?
Gimli: Yes dumb elf!
Legolas: Are you calling Elves dumb?? *points arrow at Gmili*
Gimli: No!
Aragorn: OK, stop it you two!
Legolas: *puts down bow and arrow* Fine
Gimli: *has awe in hand* OK
Glorfi: What’s up wit y’all, you’re not supposed to fit in the one!
All: O.O *to Glorfi*
[The gang lives through the night and Legolas and Glorfindel go hunting for food]
Legolas: OK, do shoot at any horses!
Glorfi: Why not?
Legolas: ‘Cuz you could shoot Shadowfax!
Glorfi: *stops in his tracks and stares into space*
Legolas: *waves his hand infront of Glorfi’s face* Yo, Glorfi, wake up! *snaps fingers*
Glorfi: *comes to* What?
Legolas: Come on, we have to get some food!
[Back at camp Kendall, Arwen, Kisa,Sabri, Katie, and Aragorn are talking]
Kisa: Are any of you scared?
Katie: [in winy voice] Of course! *huggles Frodo*
Frodo: Well, hello!
Kisa: Come here Frodo!
Arwen: We must be brave, Katie. We must not give in, for the white wizard lives here and he could do anything to harm us!
Aragorn: [shivering] Honey, stop....
Kendall: *laughs under breathe* Oh Aragorn, don’t be such a-
Sabri: -King! no....Scardy cat, you’re supposed to be a King, a great King of kings....wait...that’s God....*prays* Amen
Arwen: Yes Aragorn, you must not be afraid!
Aragorn: *gulps*
*pippin walks through and mumbles he’s hungryand walks out of scene*
Katie: OK.....
*Gimli walks into conversation*
Gimli: Why don’t we watch a movie!
Kisa: We don’t have a TV or movie or electricity!
Gimli: Hmph!
Sabri: Stop saying that!
*Gimli walks away griping about something*
Kendall: o.O That was weird!
[Legolas and Glorfindel come back with only two rabbits]
Pippin: But I’m hungry!!!!
Merry: Pip, we’ll have to make do!
Pippin: *whimper*
Legolas: So....Pippin, how old are you?
Pippin: I’m-
Merry: Old! *snicker*
Pippin: No, I’m very YOUNG, 33
Legolas: Wow, really, I was that old when I was your age!
Pippin: Very, I.....wait....
Legolas: [smiles big at Pippin]
Sabri: Oh stop it Legolas, he’s a hobbit, and he’s a hungry hobbit, here’s a cookie Pippin!
Pippin: Gee, Thanks! *munches on cookie*
Sabri: [smiles]
*Frodo gets up to see how big the rabbits are and Kisa takes his seat*
Frodo: Hey!
Kisa: You can sit here *puts Frodo on her lap*
Frodo: *sigh* OK
Katie: *g*
Aragorn: Well, lets eat!
[It was night, the next day they could leave, but they don’t know what might happen.....<eg>]
Sam: Blak, this taste horrible!
[Smeagol suddenly comes into scene from no where]
Smeagol: But it is good for you precioussssssssssssssssss
[Smeagol runs out of scene]
All: O.O o.O
Sabri: OK.....
Sam: O.O That was weird...!
Katie: Uh hu....Kisa, is the tent settings going to be the same??
Kisa: No, I’ve decided who will go where....
[They eat their pieces of rabbit and go to there tents as Kisa said; Tent one: Aragorn, Arwen, Frodo, Merry; Tent two: Katie, Sabri, Kisa, Pippin; Tent three: Kendall, Sam, Gimli, Legolas, and Glorfi. They live the night and go venture out into the forest in groups, four, four, and five. The groups; Group one: Kisa, Sabri, Katie, Legolas; Group two: Kendall, Gimli, Pippin, Merry; Group three: Sam, Glorfi, Aragorn, Arwen, Frodo.]
[Group two]
Merry: Hey, guys, did you hear that?
kendall: What?
Merry: That sound
Pippin: Oh stop it Mer-
Sound: *a really long moan*
All: O.O
Pippin: Run Away!!!!
[They all run away like Captain Jack Sparrow when he was fighting Barbossa in the caves. But Merry and Pippin get left behind.....somehow.....o.O]
Pippin: Great!
Merry: And I’m hungry!
Pippin: Merry, we’re alway hungry..
Merry: Oh yeah
[Suddenly something picks Pippin up; Merry panics.....so does Pippin]
Pippin: MERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Voice: What are mini orcs doing in Fangorn Forest?
Merry: Dega Vu!!!
Treebeard: Wait......don’t I know you two?
Pippin: We’re Merry and Pippin!
Treebread: Oh yes, the mini orcs from last time! Come!
Merry: Got any food?
[They go with Treebread and leave Gimli and Kendall behind]
[Group one]
Katie: So, Leggy-er Legolas *huggles Legolas*
Legolas: o.O What?
Sabri, Kisa: *snicker*
Katie: why are one of his hairs is out of place?
Legolas: What!?!?! *brings out his mirror and comb and starts combing it 100 times*
Sabri: *takes comb* Oh Legolas, just stop!
[Group three]
[Group Three...as we call them...is walking through the forest when...O.O...The Knights that say.....NO, DON’T MAKE ME SAY IT!!.....Ni!]
Knight of Ni: NI!
Aragorn: Augh! Don't say that word!
Knight of Ni: What are you doing in our sacred forest?!
Sam: YOUR sacred forest?!
Knight of Ni: NI!
Frodo: Ahhh! *jumps into Arwen's arms*
Arwen: o.O
Aragorn: Hey! Frodo, get down!
Glorfi: Yo dude, shut it!
Knight of Ni: Augh! Don't say that word!
Knights of Ni: We want.....*scary music*.....a shrubbery!
Sam: A shrubbery you say? I can get you a shrubbery. One that looks nice too.
Knight of Ni: And not too expensive?
Sam: Of course! I grow them myself!
Knight of Ni: Excellent! When will the shrubbery be ready?
Sam: I have a couple of them all ready.
Glorfi: Dude, are these shrubberies all the way back in Hobbiton?
Sam: Well, yes.
Glorfi: Not good Dude! We're 4 hourrs away from Hobbiton!
Knight of Ni: You must go and get a shrubbery! And if you do not return within one day, you shall not make it out of this forest.... alive!
Knight of Ni: Aaah! I said that horrible word again!
Frodo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Arwen: *steps back*
Aragorn: What word?!
Knight of Ni: Just go and get the shrubbery!
[All scramble looking for shurbberies, but with no success return]
Knight of Ni: Where is the shrubbery?!
Man: SHURBBERIES FOR SALE!!
Glorfi: Dude, we'll be right back! [runs after man with shrubberies]
Glorfi: Yo! Stop! We need a shrubbery over here, dude!
Man: How many?
Glorfi: Just one
Man: $3.50
Glorfi: *grumble* Here, dude.
Glorfi: Um..... [digs around in pocket, and pulls out a fuzzy sucker] Huh, forgot about that...
Glorfi: [To Aragorn] Hey dude, I need to borrow a quarter!
Aragorn: Here! [pulls a quarter out of his pocket]
Glorfi: Oooo, Missouri! I don't have that one yet!
Arwen: Glorfindel!
Glorfi: *sigh* [hands quarter to Man]
Katie: *runs into scene* Here's a Missouri! *runs off*
Glorfi: Yo, thanks!
Knights of Ni: Good....very good.... I especially like that little plastic bird they glued onto one of the branches...
Knights of Ni: But we are no longer the Knight that say Ni; we say Ecky ecky ecky pakang whoop boing goodem...
Frodo: .........................Say that again?
Knights of Ni: Ecky ecky ecky pakang whoop boing goodem...
Aragorn: I see.
Knights of N-er Ecky ecky ecky pakang whoop boing goodem: Sooooo-O! You must get....another shrubbery!
Sam: Knights- who until recently said Ni-
Backround Knight: Ni!
Sam: We can't find that guys again!
KWURSN: Then you must cut down the tallest tree in the forest......with.......... a herring!
Treebeard: [walking by] What did you say?
KWURSN: O.O
Arwen: And what about ROUS????
KWURSN: Augh! Don't speak of them! We cannot hear about them!
Frodo: What about it?
KWURSN: Don't SAY that word!
Random Knights: Don't say that!
Frodo: What is it?
Knights: AAAAHHHHH!
Frodo: What? What did I do? I didn't mean to say it, whatever it was...
Knights: AAAAAHHHH!
Aragorn: What is it? What is the word?
KWURSN: STOP SAYING IT! AHH I said it again AHH I said it again AHH I said it again AHH...etc....
Sam: [grabs Frodo's arm and pulls him away] Come on, lets get out of here, Mr. Frodo!
Glorfi: [to Knight] Dude, maybe you should get mental help or something.
[Once everybody is back at camp (including Pippin and Merry) they discussed their adventures]
Pippin: [to Legolas] We got to see Treebread again!
Frodo: And we saw Th-
Voice: Who is in my forest?
All: O.O
Voice: Who dare to come into Fangorn Forest?
All(but Legolas): *points at Legolas* It was him! *runs away*
Voice: Why, Legolas!
Legolas: o.O
Voice: It’s me....*comes out of the dark and everybody only sees white for a second*
Aragorn: O.O It’s the White Wizard!
Pippin: Run aw-
Voice: Everybody calm down, exacly you Frodo!
Frodo: Gandalf?
Voice: Yes, It’s me, but I am not known as Gandalf the Grey anymore!
Gimli: What are you named as of right now then?
Gandalf: I am Gandalf the White!
Kendall: That’s a big diffence...
All: *glares at Kendall*
Kendall: What’d I do???
Katie: Anyway, we thought you were dead!
Sabri: O.O Yeah!
Kisa: *almost faints into Frodo’s arms* Well hello Frodo!
Frodo: o.O Hello
Glorfi: Yo, it’s Gandalf, he’s alive.....and kickin’!
Gandalf: o.O
Arwen: Yes Glorfindel, we can see that....[rolls eyes]
Glorfi: Word......to the father!
All: [rolls eyes]
Pippin: Do you have any food, I’m hungry?
Gandalf: No.
Pippin: I’m tired, then can I have a piggy-back ride??
Gandalf: No, fool of a Took!
Pippin: Aw nuts...*walks off with a sad face*
Merry: We have to get out of here!
Frodo: I’m going crazy!
Sam: And my garden could be dead!
All: o.O
Sam: I mean.....ummm.....We’re glad you’re not dead! [nervous laugh]
Gandalf: Alright, lets go!
Pippin: *runs back* Great.......Where are we going??
Sabri: Oh Pippin! *huggles Pip*
Pippin: [shrugs]
[They all walk back to the cabin]
Legolas: Well, it’s the third day.....we get to go home now!
All: *rejoice*
Gandalf: o.O.....Yeah....I have to go too!
[Everybody goes outside to see the bus to go home see....*gasp*...The Lord of Horses.....Shadowfax!]
Glorfi: O.O Shadowfax! *stares in awe*
Gandalf: Come on Shadowfax...and Arwen....
[Suddenly Asfaloth comes around the corner]
Arwen, Glorfi: Asfaloth! [at eachother] ggrrrr
Arwen: oOh Aragorn, maybe Glorfindel and I could ride her!
Aragorn: *grumble* Fine
Glorfi: I’m down wit’ dat!
Aragorn: [to Glorfi] Don’t you do anything...!
Glorfi: Calm down dude, all we’re gonna do is go back to....wherever we were...
Gandalf: And for you Samwise and Aragorn...
[Then Bill the pony runs up to the man and hobbit]
Aragorn, Sam: BILL!
Aragorn: OK, we’ll ride with Bill and we’ll meat somewhere!
Gimli: OK, we are loaded up!
Aragorn: Bye Arwen, see you in 4 hours!
Arwen: Bye Aragorn!
[As they go back home they go to McDonald’s and have some lunch, Merry and Pippin get 10 happy kids meal each! And Legolas just has some Lembas bread! Ride on Glorfi!]
Glorfi: Right ON!!
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